Tip #1: Purchasing ice prevents power outages. We spent $10 on ice before the last two hurricanes and both times we did not lose power. Therefore buying ice prevents power failure. It's science.
Tip #2: Don't volunteer to work night shift at an operations center during a hurricane. You'll soon discover there isn't much you can do to alter the path of the big red swirly thing on the screen anyway.
Tip #3: Wear a helmet and take a baseball bat to the grocery store. You'll need it to fight off the other zombies who didn't fill their bathtubs with water in anticipation of the storm.
I will certainly follow those tips the next time a hurricane passes through our area.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Captain. I shall post your timely tips, so that I have them handy when the next hurricane (called a blizzard) is forecast for Minnesota.
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